"oops i forgot".

tomfletcherscats:

i could be a member of maroon 5 and none of you would ever know

(via laugh-til-ya-fart)

mamacastiel:

IM FUFCKING CRYING AT THIS PICTURE OF A DUCK

FUC KING LOOK AT THIS SHIT

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IT’S LIKE

no

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d ont hurt my childern

(via laugh-til-ya-fart)

linguisticsyall:

lucithor:

WHY WAS I UNAWARE OF THE FACT THAT “DISGRUNTLED” IS, IN FACT, THE OPPOSITE OF “GRUNTLED”

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WHY DOES NOBODY USE THIS WORD

I’m so gruntled to have found this

(via laugh-til-ya-fart)

Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me

(via dewgongo)

i wish being ignored by ur entire family was an olympic sport because i think i would win gold every time

g-iggle:

lolsofunny:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

science of tumblr can you please explain this

mitochondria

bullied:

too hot for ugly people too ugly for hot people

(Source: bullied, via im-so-very-fly-oh-my)

hellacatholic:

"mr. president why is ur hand on the launch nukes button"
“it’s a metaphor”

(via neverfacedthemusic)

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