wait what?.

gr0sse:

KIDS REACT TO existentialism and the inevitability of death

(via cracks-me-up)

yonceinlove:

me when the pizza guy takes longer than 30 minutes.

we joke about procrastination but nothing is worse than the nauseating feeling of having every intention of doing something but physically not being capable of doing it and then feeling like you want to throw up because the deadline is just getting closer and closer.

(Source: lifeafterbeths, via bootyphan)

shitshilarious:

dorkasming:

shitshilarious:

I dont see skin color

I dont see anything

I accidentally super glued my hands to my eyes

help me

How are you typing this then?

image

(via imperialcondesce)

edating:

kinda weird that u can think about someone as much as u want and they have no idea

(via bootyphan)

nosdrinker:

android1994:

nosdrinker:

where’s the gif of the chef with the really big frying pan

image

bless you

(via hotboyproblems)

quamraeros:

tomfletcherscats:

tomfletcherscats:

this is how u use tinder right

he came out of left field with this one


Marry him

sammybitchfacewinchester:

fricken-nuggets:

fricken-nuggets:

Whats red and bad for your teeth?

a brick

well you’re not wrong

(via whiteandkfc)

bromar:

a bicycle is the acoustic version of a motorcycle 

(via whiteandkfc)

bunsen:

trying to make a situation better but ending up making it worse like

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(via cartel)

acaciabrinley:

bunsen:

plunged:

I think everyone should have tumblr user bunsen on their dashboard

just got my nasty plan started

tbh if you’re not following what are you doing with your life
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